Pluto entered Aquarius this week, ushering in a new era of transformation that we’ll remain in for the next 19 years. The shift means big changes for everyone, not just the Aquariuses among us.
Aquarius is the 11th astrological sign of the zodiac, so we’ll look no further than our 11th-luckiest team — the Indianapolis Colts — to undergo the biggest transformation with an upset win over the Super Bowl favorite Detroit Lions this week.
Dr. Nick has read the charts, looked at his models, and is ready to tell you exactly why and how the 9-1 Lions will fall to the 5-6 Colts this Sunday. We’ve got a game script that was written by the planets and the stars — it’s tough to argue with that.
Here is our NFL x Astrology Colts vs Lions same-game parlay for Week 12.
Colts vs Lions Parlay
- Colts ML
- Richardson Over 254.5 Rushing + Passing Yards
- Adonai Mitchell Anytime Touchdown
Parlay Odds: +3400 at DraftKings
Colts vs Lions Prediction, Pick
If Indianapolis upsets the Detroit Lions, it's must keep up with a high-powered offense.
That means we’ll need Anthony Richardson to do some work. Good thing for Richardson, he’s a Gemini. Thanks to this celestial alignment, Richardson should be “fired up” and get involved in “long-distance travel.”
Is a long distance run in the cards? Or perhaps a pass to travel across galaxies?
Now the question is who does he hook up with on that long pass?
Colts rookie WR Adonai “AD” Mitchell might be the perfect target here. He has over a 40% target rate on routes run against man coverage, and the Detroit Lions play man coverage at the highest rate in the league.
The Lions have struggled against wideouts allowing the second-most yards per game to the position, so even though Mitchell isn’t likely to have much volume, his efficiency could reach the heights of Pluto itself.
Even better, Mitchell is a Libra. Libras are most compatible with Aquarius – which is what has triggered this whole transformation – and Geminis. Ironically (or is it…), Richardson is a Gemini.
The data and the Zodiac line up perfectly here.
