It’s National Signing Day, which means that it’s time for a tradition I’ve been honoring for nearly two decades.
I have no clue how good these kids are.
But I do know how great their names are.
So without further ado, my All-Name Team Roster.
First Team
- Rowdy Beers, TE, FIU
- Shatavious Hogan, WR, Central Michigan
- Rhino Tapaatoutai, OT, Arizona
- Buffalo Kruize, OT, UTSA
- Tiger Bachmeier, WR, Stanford
- Daidron Zipperer, WR, Arkansas
- RyQueze McElderry, OL, Alabama
- Cayden Sweatt, OL, App State
- Canyon Moses, CB, Arizona
- Cole Shivers, CB, Northwestern
- Jax Leatherwood, QB, Nevada
Second Team
- Maverick Noonan, DE, Nebraska
- Ja’Bril Rawls, CB, FSU
- Cole Cabana, RB, Michigan
- Olowatosin Babalade, OT, South Carolina
- Narando Stoker, OL, TCU
- Chico Holt, TE, Northwestern
- Bo Hughley, OT, Georgia
- Jake Tarwater, TE, Fresno State
- Stantavious Smith, DL, USF
- Steele Wasel, QB, Akron
- Victory Johnson, LB, Colorado